ruined.

i really hope this post doesn't offend anyone that reads this... i really don't think it will, seeing as anyone this post is about probably doesn't read this blog in the first place... but i was just thinking about this today, and it's kind of funny, so why not?

also, if my ex's do read this, absolutely no hard feelings.  i'm totally cool doing this stuff, don't think i hate you at all!

also also, taking all the dirty things out there, i know for a fact my mom reads these...

THINGS MY EX GIRLFRIENDS HAVE RUINED FOR ME:

- my birthday

- taylor swift

- pet names

- new year's eve

- 24th of july

- the trail behind my house

- the smell of burnt hair, either from a straightening iron on their hair or a lighter on mine

- doing voices for certain characters while reading something

- aqua di gio (or however you spell it)

- the bachelorette

- duets

- the movie dear john

- bridal magazines

- making things out of play doh

- fat jokes

- walking into an arctic circle

- walking into a hires big h

- and a couple songs of mine.



another possible title to this post:

NOSTALGIA:
NO ONE CARES.

thank you, i love you all!

-michael howell